You know when you start a diet because you recently put on 5 lbs and then proceed to eat. everything. in. the. house? Yeah……that’s me. THIS SUCKS. Am I the only person in America that puts on weight in the Spring and Summer and loses weigh in the fall and winter? It’s like I live in LA it’s pretty warm year round. But every year I turn into Shamu just in time for shorts, skirts, and bathings suits. SIGH. 

cassidygard:

haygirlhay:

the-vashta-nerada:

so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing

like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch

you look like gary busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees

you couldn’t wear your own clothing

That last bit x_____x

Um EW.

Matouk- Bespoke Arabesque bedding finally came with my customized colors! Thrilled with the final product!

I commented on a girl’s blog asking why she wore fake Cartier and Hermes…….granted she DOES…..but so, so unnecessary. In the words of the GREAT Jenny Johnson- “I am putting myself in asshole timeout for the rest of the day” ugh. 

Me. Today. My mouth is raw. My car battery has died 3 times in 2 days. BMW tested the battery- said it’s “good”…….OBVIOUSLY NOT. FUCK. Everything. 

The Sun option…..

I need help! Should I get the Celine trio in Hibiscus (Resort 2012 pictured) or in Sun (Spring/Summer 2013).

I can’t make a decision!

Sun (yellow) is more practical but there is something about Neon Pink that speaks to my inner 13 year old! 

my-wishful-shrinking:

Shoulda just called it like I saw it.
Shoulda just called for help and ran like hell that day.
The burning, the stinging, the high and the heat
And the “left-me-wanting-more” feeling when he kissed me.
I shoulda just called him Whiskey…..

thecoveteur:

Keep your friends close and your Cartier closer. #tcrealtalk 💍💎🐯